Stolen From Rachel

1. McCoy - Law and Order
2. Lenny Briscoe - Law and Order
3. Kay Scarpetta - Cornewell novels
4. Stephen King
5. Benson - SVU
6. Stabler - SVU
7. Munch - SVU
8. Harry Potter
9. Hermoine Granger - Harry Potter books
10. Rick (can't remember his last name) from the Mummy
11. Pete Marino - Cornwell novels
12. Benton Wesley - Cornwell novels


1) Which would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? 6

2) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
To track down the Wolfman serial killer and to put him in a crucious curse....yes

3) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Earthway by Mary Summer Rain

4) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Definitley Briscoe

5) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Benson with Rick definitley....they could both go about stopping evil. Hermione would be too busy giving them the definition.

6) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Would never happen...even though Kay cuts the dead apart she doesn't condone violence.


7) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

"The paranoid mummy who robbed a the golden pyrimaid"


8) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

We would argue and fight over his asinine consipiracy theories.

9) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

Why bother shouting. He'd just blow them away.

10) 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

McCoy - Stabler and Wesley are both cops. Wesley would give it to him so he could profile him and get what he wants in the court room. Stabler would be congratulating him on sending the pedifile to priosn.

11) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Police brutality

12) What is 6's secret?

His mom was brutalized and raped. That's why he spends his career neglecting his own family so he can punish those who hurt what he perceives as his mother.

13) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Hermione...she quick on her feet and has alot of wit. Pete would take his time, but will have learned more in the process.


14) 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

Scarpetta....she's very clinical and logical. Munch is too much the conspiracy theorist.


15) 1 (McCoy) and 9 (Hermione) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Stephen Kings) sinister secret organization. 11 (Pete Marion) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Pete) is actually a spy for 4 (Stephen). Meanwhile, 4 (Stephen) has kidnapped 12 (Benton) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Benson), they seek out 2 (Briscoe) who gives them what they need to complete their quest.


16) What title would you give this fic?

Law and Horror

17) Who would read this scenario?

Not one damn person

18) Who would write it?

Someone jacked up on meth?


19) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

7....Munch may be able to arrest them, but Harry can turn them to stone.